you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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