Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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