did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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