I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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