I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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