just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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