im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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