I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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