i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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