Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Less talking, more tequila
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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