Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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