I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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