i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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