She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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