So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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