I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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