well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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