Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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