It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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