I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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