I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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