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ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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