god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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