i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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