ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
