Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We left the knife in your bed.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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