im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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