at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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