Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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