Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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