You made me cry and you don't even care
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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