What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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