just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
operation have a gay friend backfired
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
did i walk over a car last night?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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