he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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