YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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