How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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