Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
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you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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