if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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