yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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