Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think people are normalizing furries
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