need another drink. this is the easiest way
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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