plz talk dirty to me
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
