R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the day after is always just damage control
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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