Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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