Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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