I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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