The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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