absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I believe in your delicious
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize