she woke up with a sticky ear
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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