It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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