My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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