Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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