definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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