Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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