I just made out with a guy for $7.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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