Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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